Random Acts of Love by Kent Julia

Author:Kent, Julia [Kent, Julia]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Published: 2015-04-28T23:00:00+00:00

Joe

I drove home to grab a change of clothes, because once Trevor ate that entire baggie and sent that text out, I knew it was on. And by on, I meant we were going to be so fucked up for so long that I’d need a clean change of clothes, an industrial-sized bottle of ibuprofen, and money.

All of which I could find at my mom and dad’s house.

I pulled in to the driveway. It looked like Mom was home, but Dad’s car was gone. I walked in the front door quietly. Maybe Mom was asleep already? I started up the stairs and then suddenly heard hushed voices.

“Shhh! Is that Herb or Joey?”

Mom.

“Has to be Herb. Joe’s in the city.”

Gene.

And then the unmistakable sound of a moan.

Oh, God.

OH, GOD.

Against my better judgment, I backed slowly down the stairs, my stomach dragging on the floor and my mouth dry with white rage. I ninja-walked into the living room and came to a dead halt.

Mom and Gene were kissing. His arms were wrapped around her and she fingered his hair, her mouth moving across his lips like she was eating a vegan chocolate lollipop.

My stomach descended into the fifth circle of hell.

I made a funny, gurgling sound in the back of my throat and she froze. I darted backwards, stumbling just enough to make noise. I turned away so they wouldn’t see my face.

“Helloooooo?” Mom called out.

“Hey,” I rasped, unable to find my voice. Mom and Gene? MOM AND GENE? My poor dad. The poor cuckolded bastard. That’s why Gene’s lived here all these years? So Mom could cheat on Dad right under his nose?

Gross. Fucking disgusting traitor gross.

“Joey!” Mom’s voice sounded like she was in the process of swallowing a live cockroach. “You’re home! How unexpected!”

I’ll bet.

I had to grab the wall for a second. The room started to spin, and not in a good way, like I was high on some killer acid. This was like the dimension I lived in rippled before my face, revealing a sinister underworld. Everything I knew just cracked in half and unleashed demons into my mind.

And they all bore the face of my mother.

I’m all for people having sex and getting their jollies off, but you don’t cheat. You just don’t. My personal sexual moral code is very basic: break up with other people before you fuck new people.

And speaking of fucking new people, I came home to get a few things so I could go back to the brewing party at Trevor’s place and do just that. If I couldn’t be at my place in Philly and finally bang my next door neighbor, Marley the super-hot model, I could at least dip my wick in whatever walked through the door at the hottest party in years.

Mom walked around the corner as Gene went to the fridge and opened it, staring at the shelves as if he would be divinely inspired. Maybe he needed the cold air to make his hard on chill out.

Hard on. My mother.

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